Great! We’ll pick it up once it gets chopped off.

That’s news to me.

How sophisticated can a stove be it needs an app?

Also, how did you not catch that before buying?

I smash my open palm to my keyboard everytime I’m naming something.

In another news, I am currently looking for a job as my employer fired me for ‘improper variable naming’.

Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?

Nice

to propagate.

Wrong neighborhood, buddy.

Now GTFOutahere.

KDE.

As a former Windows user myself, I find it to behave pretty much like how I’d expect, albeit some differences in details.

If it’s “perfectly operational”, they wouldn’t need someone to maintain it 🫠

Don’t worry, it’s quite esoteric to begin with. The only reason I can comprehend this is the years-long following news like this, on top of my computer science degree.

Also, this wouldn’t matter (yet) to your daily life.

Other trees, of course?

So… braindead?

This means either you’re hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you’d have some soggy underwear.

I see you’re into Pink Floyd

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

That’s not how cinnamon stick works…

You’re supposed to grate it first.

Or you can boil it with the meat.

Exactly how I would answer!

I see you’ve met my company’s workhorse.

I respect that