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minus-squareblackluster117@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 month agoHe doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
minus-squareGuyFawkes@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoBut he can charm a couch.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThats the worst part, the couch was turning tricks
He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
Dude can’t even charm his wife.
But he can charm a couch.
Thats the worst part, the couch was turning tricks