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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

I can't believe it

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    23 days ago

    What is that?

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      23 days ago

      Microplastics and peas. Very traditional.

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      23 days ago

      Saussage, chips, peas and gravy.

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        23 days ago

        Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

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          Because we have less money now than when they were flying overhead. We do eat a little more now though, we have really bland Indian food!

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            All that bloody history building an empire to collect spices and foods from around the world … how does this even count as food.

            bland Indian food? Especially that. That’s a crime against one of the worlds great culinary traditions

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              I think we have more spicy then bland Indian food but the most popular dish, a tikka masala (which is more of a hybrid dish than just Indian) is very bland.

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            can’t the king, like, sell stuff and/or give it to people so they like, don’t eat him or nah

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              We’d probably eat his brother first https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Andrew,_Duke_of_York, then his wife https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Camilla and then the king.

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              No one wants to eat the king right now because there are richer people and dickheads in parliament to eat

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                23 days ago

                ok well then eat them then.

                …for world peas.

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