As far as chandeliers go, I’ve seen deadlier. Some if they fell on you, you’d be toast…

The toast of Damocles.

I read this as missile toaster and didn’t question ist, because it would send toasts flying around the room pretty good.

How many more toasters do they have, that they had to start using the ceiling?

Maybe this guy should just get a quad toaster instead of two double toasters?

The toasters are missiles! Watch out!