• Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Pope is not dead. He’s locked in the cellar and was able to get his hands on a broken phone that was only capable to call your number with very limited battery. He got the phone by beating guard to death with his food bowl.

    … and you missed it.

    • Druid@lemmy.zip
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      4 hours ago

      And he’s a time traveler, it seems, since the call is dated to 2021