My favorite is when they quickly splash some water on their hands and walk out like deep down they don’t believe they’re lying to themselves
Dental Denial: just using mouthwash without brushing or flossing. Must be a handwashing equivalent.
Didn’t he see the sign when he walked in?
He was distractedly detangling his wedgie.
Too dumb to read
God I fucking wish
Would be annoying to have a bell ringing constantly throughout the dinner
You’ve never had a Betazoid dinner, I see
I don’t need to wash my hands, that’s what my immune system is for 😤
I believe this works for playing in dirt but is nonsensical for bathroom germs (IIRC)
Why wouldn’t it work? Me and a lot of people have tried it long term and we’re absolutely fine.
Exactly, i don’t wash my hands in fact i make it a habit to grab my shit out of my ass with my hands and fling it onto the ceiling and at nearby patrons.
I have this false, Berenstein style memory of Along Came Polly or another late 90s comedy having a trailer with this joke in video form. If this happened please let me know I’m not crazy.
If you pee on your hands you pee and wash them at the same time.
Hmmmm, yes, very wise.
Boooo get out of here
Okay, as someone who isn’t a germaphobe or anything like it, I’m a firm believer that’s it’s absolutely disgusting, regardless of who does it, to not wash your hands after going to the bathroom in general.
Post this to /unpopularopinions
The restaurant would lose business from the constant alarm going off constantly
My mom cut this out of a newspaper and had it hanging in her bathroom for about 20 years.
Do you post these manually? I could write you a python script to run daily that will do it automatically if you want.
Love a couple people saw this and went >:(
Hand-curated post aficionados I suppose
Don’t show this to the dutch.
Used to work in a courthouse where jurors would be kept waiting and had access to the public restrooms.
The sheer volume of people that would drop a duece and waltz out without washing (and possibly without even wiping) was staggering. I thought the ordeal of covid might improve handwashing.
Nope. Though I figure the type that didn’t wash after the toilet before covid would simply continue to not wash their damn hands.
I don’t want to see the numbers for the US…
So it’s not considered washing unless soap is used as well. Interesting nuance.
Turkey: 94%
Lol well that got that going for them at least lmao
I believe it’s pretty ingrained in Muslim and Jewish culture to wash the hands frequently.
It says half of the Dutch don’t wash their hands with soap and water, but I wanna know how many of the Dutch don’t wash their hands. Those are two different statistics.
