Haha, so funny, what an idiot. This is good, clean, unchallenging, completely non-political, feel-good fun, with no implications for the real world whatsoever. Simply “what if a person did something unrealistically stupid and random that nobody in their right mind would ever have reason to do”. No cause for anyone to feel addressed or criticised or challenged. Juuust the way I like it. Read and move on. Yep.

Spoilers: urgh my brain is comin out my ears