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    3 days ago

    Conservatives:

    What is this woke mind virus? Up to yesterday I thought I was a man, then boom, I read something on social media and now I’m worried that I might identify as having no plans to purchase a new vehicle! My wife is still sleeping but I don’t know how she’s going to react if I share these feelings with her.

    Hey, I just realised that there’s already a word for mind virus, and it is MEME!

    I’d better confiscate my kid’s phones immediately. Man, they’re going to be pissed. I mean, person who has no plans to purchase a vehicle, they’re going to be pissed. Wait, THEY have no plans to purchase a vehicle! Neither does my wife! My whole family! I’d better vote for the most insane right winger who promises to ban the Internet!