Boomers: Why don’t you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.

Also boomers:

I mean, oil comes from the ground so I’m just returning it to its natural habitat.

I’m sure there will be people that take this seriously lol, PSA to others don’t do this. It fucks up the land and nearby water sources as it spreads out. In the US you can be forced to replace the contaminated soil