I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.
Enact land reform and nationalisation of resources in countries that want it.
Help with infra development.If super intellect is available, then fusion, vaccines and similar stuff. Also setting up some cheap manufacturing of medicines.
Elon gets his dream of going to Mars. I’d put him in a cybertruck and chuck him in the general direction.
Probably I don’t notice the whole time and go along with my standard routine.
Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.
Fly into space and reverse the Earth’s rotation. This way we travel back in time. I will the use my knowledge of the future to become like Lex Luthor.
you destroy earth… spend the next 47 hours desperately trying to figure out how to actually time travel with your powers
I know the reference, but ever since they movie came out, we were all wondering how nonsensical it is
That’s just something he can do. Earth’s yellow sun gives him super powers, one of which is the ability to turn time backwards by reversing the spin of the Earth’s rotation!
lets face it, turning back time makes all of his other powers unnecessary.
zod attacks? hi back to yesterday and tell louis to put some kryptonite in their exact landing site and let the local law police take care of them.
A volcano blows up a city, go a week in the past and tell them to evacuate…
I’m not a superman expert, but my understanding is that he only did that in one movie. If so, it is correct to say that it is canonically one of his powers, but that doesn’t mean all versions of him have that power. If people talk about time traveling Superman they’re talking about the one that can do that.
those movies had strange superpowers.
memory erasing kisses.
Expanding superman cellophane sign.
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I thought that the earth rotated in reverse because from his perspective that is what time did, run in reverse?
My puny human mind cannot comprehend what happened because I’m not from Krypton.
No no, that is actually canonically one of Superman’s powers.
yhea, that movie ending was strange
Use your Lex Luthor wealth to eliminate inequality, right? insert padme face
Get a little area where I would actually want to live.
Carve out mountains to channel water to more areas, basically accelerate what Egypt is doing to spread the green lush from the Nile River.
Make ideal spots for some cities, get a lot of gold out of the ground to prepare to buy the land
Pour all the foundations of the buildings, build lines of rails for public transit and trains. Make sewer system and areas to transport water
Just make it super easier for people to come and build/live there, and if I own it all I can avoid big corporations coming and pushing out growing businesses
Wipe the DC legislature off the map. Excepting aoc of course
Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about billionaires and healthcare profiteers anymore
Step 1 - Immediately relocate all Israelis to their country of origin (within prisons) and bring Palestinians back to their land.
Step 2 - Remove the infrastructure maintaining the puppet occupation of Korea.
Step 3 - Remove all weapons from the US/EU and deliver them to communist governments and natives.
Step 4 - Do the same with industrial/technological capacity.
Step 5 - Translate/Copy theory and deliver it to everyone on earth.
Step 6 - Build a bunch of Renewable Energy plants all over the world.
Step 7 - Destroy the Oil industry.
Step 8 - Nap in the sun but lose track of time and lose my powers so I disintegrate.
Wow, you would be supermans retarded little stepbrother.
Question. When you say communist governments, who do you refer to?
Cuba, Vietnam, China, DPRK, Laos.
Some major parties that don’t hold full governmental power yet such as the KKE(Greece), SACP (South Africa) and CPI(ML)*(India).
*I’ll have to look into which one is the most based Communist Party of India, I always forget, I’ll have plenty of time with my superpowers.
Vietnam is hardly communist. It’s a cool place but not run that well
Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.
Please don’t throw one of the only cities in the country with a semi-functional public transit system into the sun :(
I’d repair the bikes of people with broken bikes who need their bike fixed so they can get on their repaired bikes and cycle off on their bike.
Bike
Republicans would be in trouble, and so would certain evil leaders.
If there was such a demihuman bike god, I would ride my bicycle more often. I just don’t want to have to maintain it and waste time of my life again because some dumbass broke a beer bottle on the street.
Destroy every factory making glue traps, every fur farm, Palantir, NGO group and the like and maybe tunneling through K Street in DC at high speed
I would definitely start by sending every NATO leader, every NATO military person, and every unrepentant former NATO military person into the Sun.
I’d sleep the two days, nobody would mess with me.
