• shneancy@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish

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        14 hours ago

        See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.

        I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future.

        English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.