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minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)