• blarghly@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    You can just do that. No one is stopping you from buying a canoe and floating away

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      5 days ago

      A cursory glance implies a decent canoe starts at $2000, so my bank account is stopping me, at bare minimum

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          8 hours ago

          I think we’re gonna have to call this one a skill issue actually, as I don’t think I can discretely put a canoe into my pocket so I’m not sure how you expect me to actually get from canoe acquisition to open seas without arrest.