The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?
The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.
The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?
The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.
Maybe it’s haunted by a drunk cow?