Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoEnoughlemmy.4d2.orgexternal-linkmessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down13
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minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 days agoWell I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoAs opposed to a mere by-stander.
Well I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
As opposed to a mere by-stander.