Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!