In some places proctology isn’t what it was.

I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers’ bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can’t read the ads, but I’m pretty sure they are for gambling websites.

Fart jingles.

*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^

New timeline plot for the bidet…

the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!

Eventually but it is already ass

That would be shit!

There’s not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That’s the only problem, though, if you’re advertising the right product.

Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.

You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.

“It’s morse code!”

There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.

You can bet your ass they would.

they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.

I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.

Directal TV

Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.