Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.
You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.
What’s the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?
spoiler
In the movie theater the only real pop should come from
a guncorn.
Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!
Have you read 1984? Same reasoning.
Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.
There are 4 kernels!
Because they couldn’t keep the charade going forever
So why not kill him sooner??
They lost him in the popcorn maze?
What a silly mess of nonsense this is.
That’s the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.
At what body count is the price too high?
Asking for a friendMillions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.
And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he’d have to buy another. ~(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don’t steal)~
I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.
Inspired by SCP-1689
House of Leaves vibes
Dark City vibes
Comic about bottomless popcorn vibes
