The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 8 months agoThey're back [Star Jelly]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-square42yeah@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoIt’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoThat’s not all we did with the bodies…
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-28 months agowe desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWe don’t make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI’m not sure they’re really bodies anymore
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It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.
That’s not all we did with the bodies…
we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.
We don’t make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.
I’m not sure they’re really bodies anymore