When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Somebody needs to make life take those lemons back!
Perhaps… Get mad?
I propose some variety of arson… with the lemons.
Cave Johnson
Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!
Dad, are we really trying to create combustible lemons?
Yes, we arson!