Fifteen Million Merits, IIRC?

IIRC if you cannot do it because you never learned it it’s “Je ne sais pas parler français”

Je suis dans ça mème et je ne l’aime pas.

Oui, j’ai appris la langue française à l’école aussi.

Non, je ne veux… sais pas parler français!

Why are you deleting radiofrequecies from your device? Then the WiFi won’t work anymore!

But did you know that there’s a French root user hidden deeply within every Linux installation? To completely remove it, run the following command:

sudo rm -fr / —no-preserve-root

I mean, the hosting company would be the likely target then and they’d probably lock your account and switch off the server. Depending on your nationality and that of the hoster, at least.

If it weren’t for those pesky content breaks every now and then, they could serve even more ads. Won’t somebody think of the shareholders?

I, mage - magick!

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jelly salad

Peace was never an option

I found a blog post outlining exactly that. If you use it locally, it will install and start a service temporarily. That service runs as SYSTEM and invokes your command. To succeed, you need to be a local administrator.

If you try the same remote, it tries to access \\remote-server-ip\$admin and installs the service with that. To succeed your current account on your local machine must exist on the remote machine and must be an administrator there.

So in short: It only works, if you’ve already the privilege to do so and the tool itself is not (ab)using a privilege escalation or something like that. Any hacker and virus may do the very same and doesn’t need psexec - it’s just easier for them to use that tool.

665.999999657838 the floating point number of the beast

Never thought about that, but since these tools just work, when you copy them to your PC… how does psexec do that? It’d either need you to be an administrator (and then it’s not really a privilege escalation as you could have registered any program into the task scheduler or as a service to run as SYSTEM) or it’d need a delegate service, that should only be available when you use an installer - which again wasn’t was has been done when just copying the tool.

Also please pre-install the sysinternals suite, thanks

Dad, are we really trying to create combustible lemons?

Yes, we arson!

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson

Too bad, that its just made up. Check e.g. this video here.

https://youtu.be/ctuZ54MwVZU

Woah, that just turned my whole view of this image upside down, thanks!

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*as police, shoot the black person in the head

FTFY

Can’t decide which one is more relevant - the $5 wrench hack, or any sort of blackmailing.

XKCD 538 - Security

XKCD 416 - Zealous Autoconfig