Azuth

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

Neither does anyone really, it’s a mystery physics has been trying to solve for the past 97 years.

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

It’s a survivor the same way the coelacanth or horseshoe crab is - a living fossil.

lol no it’s not, could even take pics to show you

I’m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.