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I had to write a check a few months ago, it was like divining an ancient language.

It cleared through, so I guess I got it right.

It’d be funny if McDonald’s stock went down for a couple of days and some of the backlash was a corporate no narcing policy.

BEHOLD! THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN! LET IT BE SO! GO FORTH AND SERVE YOUR MASTER!

I finally switched. Honestly, the only thing I hate is the audio manager.

I had near constant ear infections for like three years. I always figured it was due to my allergies and unavoidable. Then I read a little throwaway comment of Lemmy about not using qtips and figured why not give them up for a while and see. I’d tried multiple rounds of steroids and antibiotics with not too much success.

It worked. I haven’t had an ear infection since.

For real though, I’m rocking 1080. Is an upgrade to 4k worth it?

This is why we can be included in the cuddle puddle, even if we are the big dumb cat.

And tend to be a bit campy

Suicide perfume

And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.

I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say

I’d also like to say that some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard have been uttered by a random at a urinal.

Dumb Fuck!

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

“he’s starting to believe”

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

Is Bridgerton any good?

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy