@Birch

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 9 天前

Maybe just stoned

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 17 天前

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 30 天前

Be happy

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

You have the constant urge to shit too

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

And the guy in the back turning away to laugh

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Have you tried ethanol or lipids?

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Fffffuuuuu…

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

I’m sorry I’m sorry!

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Stephen Hawking was the only person I’d have used this offer for, now I really can’t think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前

You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

I thought they were crying at the discotheque

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

Schrödingers razor is just booze

Birch@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 6 个月前

He was refering to the dick

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 6 个月前

Not to forget the third category: dumb luck