I think so. I saw it going into the mothership and got a picture of it.

The next election will likely be between Ford and Disney’s reanimated corpses.

Lots of people don’t understand taxes and lots of others think they’ll end up rich someday and then it will affect them.

The number of times the GOP have done the exact thing they warned us that the Dems would do is too damn high.

If it makes you feel any better an executive got a bonus for having the great idea and another got a bonus for realizing it was dumb and pulling the plug before more money was spent.

I don’t have any actual brothers but I do have friends who might as well be brothers. Are my balls both unique or is one of them identical to that of my bros?

Is there an antiquememes instance?

Who in their right mind would ever think that any publicly traded company is consumer first? Their only goals are short term profit followed long term profits. Everything else is in pursuit of those two things.

I’ll tell you the one thing I love doing more than almost anything l…counting chick’s before they’ve hatched. A lot of times I over count, sometimes I count just right, and then the one magical time when I somehow ended up with more!

Keep in mind that it doesn’t say that blood is bad for making bricks. Just that it is worse than potatoes. The real deciding factor will be which is cheaper to get in space.

TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

It feels like Dr. Wongburger’s latest scheme to get enough piss to make it to piss planet.

Have you considered adding The Monster Mash to the rotation? It was a graveyard smash.

Big if true.

Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

Do you have a source for that experiment that isn’t trying to sell special water?

Wait until they have to drive a dually truck where the truck is noticeable wider behind you.

You wouldn’t kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?