No, I literally cannot muster the willpower to switch.

Use a bottle (don’t do this).

Liquids aren’t even the issue. Salt is. Every time I gorge myself on some smoked salmon before bedtime I inevitably wake up in the middle of the night. Apparently getting rid of some salt is somehow now important than a good night’s sleep. My bladder isn’t going to corrode just because I have slightly more salt in it. Let me fucking sleep!

Can a human tongue discern the taste of a TCP packet compared to an UDP packet?

…so is this “FitGirl” in the room with us right now?

Isn’t the whole point of owning a BMW or an Audi to show that you actually are superior to everybody else? That’s why I hope to own a BMW one day.

And once the insects have finished eating the substance, there will be nothing remaining.

Oh, that one’s easy! Just use the internet archivenevermind.

Don’t feed the AI

Out of all the things, Reddit is probably still the best for flashlight purchasing advice.

How’s the bot situation?

It’s high Huge Laurie without facial hair…

OpenSuse needs no fork for it has no flaw. If you ever imagine that it can be improved, you should probably reconsider.

Stop using butter.

I need to assert my superiority over other people :(

Not enough players :(

Oh, that’s nothing. Your ears are now ringing.

I save the documents in a usb and format all my drives. Can’t have backup troubles if you never back anything up.

Oh shit

Because people hate themselves and want to make their lives harder.