Idiots drink milk.

How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey’s teat?

You must be my friend that got high cholesterol in his thirties.

So, I was right.

My demented father cannot even use the bathroom correctly. He will not help me.

Remember, you are dealing with people that never cook, and for some reason think they know what they’re talking about.

Yep, you don’t cook.

Been using the same set of pans for about 30 years. Just cold oil and a hot pan, get my food in immediately and same thing. I can slap pork chops in there no problem. I just have a feeling if I tried this instead of your method on a new pan, I’d be screwed.

I’m pretty sure the pan is just seasoned after that amount of time and they definitely get used daily, if not multiple times a day.

IBEW local 26 here. They showed me that video too. That shook me for sure.

It was the first class experience I’ve had in the trade. That video was the last thing he showed us at the end of class.

Last thing he said was “don’t work hot” as we’re all packing up.

I’ll take “Movies of the Current Decade” for $1000, Alex.

I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

Or she says:

“I’m fine.”

10 years an electrician. I have never seen OSHA. The only time I’ve heard of OSHA showing up anywhere, the person that called got in trouble.

I beat DuckTales without getting hit.

Dude, shut up.

If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.

Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

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I’m currently on Emporium. But I have paid for more porn than I’ve stolen. And porn is cheap.

When I was a child, I used to gallop down the stairs like you’d see a lot of people doing in everyday life. I got to a point in my puberty that I had grown just enough to slam my head into the wooden stud at the bottom of my stairs going into the basement.

I’m pretty sure my IQ went down by about 25% that day.

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