That’s because it omits what all of the things lost get replaced with. The time spent with your kid is incredible. Yes your YouTube playlist gets taken over by baby shark, but also you get to see them go from a lump that can barely move, to being able to do situps, then walk, then run up to you and start clapping their hands making the baby shark motions, and start cackling with the most genuine laughter you will ever hear in you life as you get up off the couch and pretend to scream “oh no the baby shark is gonna get me” as they chase you around the house.

It’s good times.

It’s also bad times. Like when you have to tell them no, or stop, or bed time, and they scream the scream of pure despair, as nothing in life could possibly be as painful, as terrible, as inhumanly awful as being told you’re not allowed to roll around in the broken glass that you just shattered on the ground by wildly throwing your teddy bear across the room.

Your life becomes singularly focused, You lose almost all of the things you were before, but your life is always interesting and meaningful. Except to other people. Other people think your hobbyless, in bed at 8 life, is boring.

I have twins.

Can confirm. totally accurate

Oh that’s easy. When you have kids, you stop having time for those hobbies. So you don’t have to worry about spending money on them anymore.

More like draw it with 0 polygons. The SNES used pixel sprites.

Wait I get an office? Fuck man I don’t mind sharing with any one of these people. It beats the hell outta being in a cubicle row surrounded by all of them, which has been my experience so far.

“wanna see something cool?!” No.

And yet they show us ads even if we do pay.

The machine give me the Horus Heresy. I can confirm it was right.

Seen it.

Seen it.

Seen it. Love it, maybe a rewatch?

Boring.

I don’t care about cake.

Maybe, but I’m not into tv dramas…

Have I died yet?

Hogwash! It’s impossible for Berlin to have any traffic, all the cars are on the Autobahn, and they always go fast. Always. Nobody ever goes slow on the Autobahn. It’s actually illegal to go slow in Germany. You can cruise through Berlin at 200 MPH (but never slower than 100 MPH, that’s illegal) anytime of day thanks to the Autobahn dramatic reverb

No, but they definitely don’t have traffic in Germany. They have the Autobahn, the perfect solution to any and every traffic problem that could ever exist.

Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!

-that happened once

Computer over. Virus = very yes

Nah, I hate group chats, it just makes my phone constantly going going off and it’s never important. Especially when there’s like multiple differ group chats, with the same people in it, +/- like 1 or 2 people, and nobody remembers which one has or doesn’t have the person they’re trying to talk to. It’s just annoying.

They have their uses, for coordinating plans for a specific event, but outside that I hate them.

Parents who have experience in both airport security, and trying to get kids to do literally anything.

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

No harm in trying again.

I saw a screenshot of someone getting a refund with 90 something hours. Worth a try and see if they give it to you. Better then being stuck with a purchase you can’t/won’t use.

The standard rules are no refunds for games played more than 2 hrs. The first time you ask for a refund it’s handled by an automated system. Ask for a refund again, and an actual staff member will review. So just try again.

“A test of your reflexes!”

• some long haired blond fuckboi, probably.