[Verse 1]
He used windows, she ran nixos
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a sheep, she did ricing
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she’d never tell
Secretly she hated M$
All of her friends told her on lemmy
That they had a problem with his windows phone
[Chorus]
He was a windows boy, she said, “That’s so insecure”
He didn’t have a nix config
She had a pretty rice, but hyprland kept crashing
She needed to check on the wiki
[Verse 2]
Five days from now, she sits at home
Thinkin’ bout hopping, she’s not alone
She turns on PC, guess what she sees?
Windows boy checkin’ out POP OS
She dms her friends, they already know
And they’ve all seen his youtube video
She watches it too and laughs when she sees
He can’t even apt-get steam
He was a Windows boy, she said, “That’s so insecure”
He didn’t have a nix config
Now he’s a pop user, already on lemmy threads
Does your pretty rice see his better one?
He was a Windows boy, she said, “That’s so insecure”
He didn’t have a nix config
Now he’s a pop user, already on lemmy threads
Does your pretty rice see his better one?
[Bridge]
Hey here, girl, check his dotfiles
Well, tough luck, he’s on Arch now
And he’s done more that just that
He is using libre boot
Too bad that you couldn’t tell
Tell he is a massive geek
There more commits on his gitlab
He contributes to the kernel
[Breakdown]
He’s used windows, now it is arch
Can I make it any more obvious?
We is a nerd, haven’t you heard
How we spread the freedom word
[Chorus]
(Btw-btw-btw)
I’m with the arch user (Btw-btw-btw)
I said, “Have you updated yet” (Btw-btw-btw)
I’ll be in my room playing STK (Btw-btw-btw)
I’ll be connected to our server (Btw-btw-btw)
Installing’ the new update (Btw-btw-btw)
On the OS that he now to runs (Btw-btw-btw)
TIL people can imagine colour.
Why would I have breakfast right before going to sleep?
um actually square sandwiches taste nicer 🤓
c/famousmoviequotesadding"youpieceofshit"totheend
OMFG just the other day I couldn’t play gta singleplayer without logging into my rockstar account, had to go through customer support to play my fucking game I “owned” on steam.
Oh ok, I need to reread the silmarillion.
Isn’t he older than time?
I hope I’m lucky enough to get a girlfriend
I played it back when it came out on PS4, thought it was good but a bit too short compared to the spiderman game and didn’t like the story as much. Still found it fun and the winter look is really cool!
Yeah, well, I have 1.8Gb so 😏
Oh no! not the central lemmy server!
I saw it on c/comics and realised it could be a meme.
That all television, even live action, was just made by someone who could draw really fast.