As a bonus, they can then be counted as child deaths

Don’t forget the death star absorbing an entire star’s energy to fire

Toner in laser printers is powder. Can’t dry out what’s already dry. If you get a brother laser printer, it will last forever.

Sacrificing children is pretty common in Linux

Why use your own resources when you can use someone else’s?

I knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.

Dumb take. All it’s warning you is that without those, you won’t have a way to recover your account it you lose your password or if it’s hacked and someone changes it.

First one has the pitfall of a space at the end of the variable still causing it to fail.