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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Vision as a service

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      I tried to print out their application, but for some reason my printer bricked itself after I bought some 3rd party ink.

      • assembly@lemmy.world
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        Friend of mine said he tried inserting a third party cartridge and his HP printer pulled a gun on him.

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          I knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.

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            I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.

            • Stache_@lemmy.ml
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              You can’t just leave a Brother behind like that

  • vrek@programming.dev
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    This has already happened…

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

  • wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world
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    This was a plot in an iron man comic.

  • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world
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    That’s functionally how life works if you wear contacts, so 🤷

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