Apparently when a cat does this they are showing they trust you. You break this trust when you rub their belly. This causes them to violently attack you. True story and I would do it again.

No, he is just objectively a terrible human being.

Two ways forward.

1: Universal healthcare as seen in Canada.
2: Private heath coverage with strict price controls set by the government as seen in Japan.

Nano

Nice try UnitedHealthcare.

Ok, bitch.

You should vocalize this next time so some old men can take turns beating your punk ass.

More like you will be on the hook for the anesthesia bill.

What is an extra several thousand dollars when you are already paying through the nose for insurance.

I bet they would make even more money if they just took your money and refused to ever pay out.

We must stop the sexy communists!

Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.

Looks like someone is getting the unlimited plan!

No no no, you must understand the truth about Elon!

The average CEO supposedly works 60 hour a week. Elon is in charge of two companies. That is 120 hours a week.

He also has involvement in no less than five other corporations. Giving each company 20 hours a week combines to another 100 hours a week.

He has twelve crotch goblins he loves and takes care of. Let’s say he gives each kiddo a generous 10 hours each so that adds 120 hours to his week.

He spends a lot of time doing drugs and twatting on Twitter. He spends about 40 hours on these tasks.

Now he is going to be helping run the US government and promises to work another 80 hours a week.

Don’t forget he is a lover and spends at least 20 hours a week trying to fuck the women who work for him.

Let’s see that adds up to about 480 hours a week! And that is not even counting him sleeping, eating, or shitting. What an amazing man he is! Imagine if you had that much time to do all that.

Try some different brands, there are definitely some higher quality cottons socks compared to brands like Haines.

That metal toaster we got for a wedding present. It was apparently someone’s parents wedding present from the 60’s. We had it for several years until a friend jammed a bagel in it and melted the cord. I replaced the cord and we used it for another several years before losing it in a move.

I like to believe someone found it and it is still toasting to this day.

One day we will tell stories to our children about how bugs used to exist before we destroyed our ecosystem.

Now that there are no other men around I can impregnate all the women. Oh wait, I already did that.

But how will the wealthy grift if there is not a steady supply of morons to take advantage of?

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Can opener?

*Listens to the band play on as the Titanic sinks.