Back in MY day we used up all of our phone plan money because we accidentally clicked on that stupid browser icon and loaded a website for half a second. Oh the terror

I’m with you most of the time, but at least in this case the games are older and they’re still releasing fantastic new installments in the series. (looking at you gta trilogy or whatever that hzd Remaster is)

Half Life Alyx?

Tim Minchin - Prejudice

Have you’ve been checked for adhd? I have some friends with it and they tell me about similar scenarios

And they don’t pay the people actually proofreading/peer reviewing the stuff

Bend over

Bend what, over?

For a second I thought the thumbnail was a bad Jimmy Carr ai fake

You can change FoV and keybindings. There’s a lot of customization options in general. For example, it’s possible to switch between pickup+animation, pickup and Auto-collect. Lots of graphic customization too. It’s lightyears ahead of the launch of Zero Dawn (which isn’t hard tbf). Still, 60€ for a few years old game is annoying

1000/250 44,99€

The forbidden butthole

I don’t know what you’re on about. It’s “die Waschmaschine” (washing machine, female), “das Waschmittel” (laundry detergent, neutral) and “der Trockner” (dryer, male).

Pretty self explanatory /s