first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

true true I love mine but I’m always scared to bring it anywhere because I feel like I’m gonna end up dropping it

honestly with how bulky and heavy it is it’s pushing the limits of portability. gone are the days of pocket transport! or maybe I should just get oversized pockets lol

fair

care to state your point directly?

I guess I don’t feel limited because I already have an epic account, which was free to create

what is the problem with epic? I like the weekly free games

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

mind blown

your life has never been threatened by another person and it shows. the kid probably was feeling a rush of both fear and then self confidence because he successfully defended himself, which manifested in clowning on the fucker who was trying to kill him. it’s very easy for you to judge and diagnose him from behind your screen but if you were in the situation, how do you know you’d act differently? or more likely you’d probably cower in the corner and get yourself killed because you’re too concerned with the intruder’s feelings to do anything about it

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

hmmm, god has eyeballs? I guess he supposedly made us in his image so it makes sense. does god have guts? are there microbes living in god’s intestines??

really heartwarming story :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XduYIKu20Q

must be a warm planet because that thang is swangin

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in