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kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

distilled white vinegar, in moderation, can have the same effect, with less severe downsides. my clothes actually dry better with it, since it neutralizes and removes the alkaline detergents that never fully rinse out in a normal water wash. it requires some finesse to know what fabrics to use it on, but I’ve had great results with it

you fans sure are a contentious bunch

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

working on the night soup

you’re a master of minestrone, and bread bowls, for everyone!

be the change you wish to see in this world

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

I was saying boo-urns…

sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…

could always make it more jpeg

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

such a good X-Files lanpoon. Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny were actually in it, too. great crossover episode for the era.