Beard looks good! Keep it!

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I’m going to need to record to access my bank account?

Could juvenile vampires break into an unowned or abandoned home? What if they were actually hired by the local government to demo an abandoned home? Is that enough consent?

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

Is this a colloquialism for cum?

“come up for some coffee?”

“No. I don’t drink coffee this late. I wouldn’t sleep all night.”

Software now has some kind of gendered avatars? This is all very very confusing.

I thought they were shaming the guy for being too weak to hoist her up there…

It’s still better to hear this lying message and then be kicked off than when they have you talk to the robot that tries to understand what you want but can’t and then ends up telling you what movies are playing right now in Singapore for some reason.

So the length of the queue is the expected average, right? Then, if you fall off that you are therefore the above average call in the message… except the length of the queue probably doesn’t actually much to do with any kind of average of the number of calls.

It sounds like something that happens regularly during an update to software with a lot of users.