A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.
Sounds like it would be a group of schlemiels.
It does have a kind of collective noun vibe to it.
I’m going to make this a homonym of shlarmle: schlarmil
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.
It’s just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.
I’m not ashamed, just a little shlarmled
I ran out of shlarmle homonyms to give. Can I offer you a nice “shleg” in these trying times?
It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they’re uncertain.
Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?
Child (shlarmling): I was… umm… I was over at the hermidgd…
A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people’s mouths.
I guess it could be both.
It could be both! Why not?
it’s an antonym for cromulent.
An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
Yahoo! Lol
The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
Sounds like a food
Shlaramel
The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.
Schlarmlicious
Unimportant caramel.
Caramel shlarmle
Care a mel shlarmle
Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn’t that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.
That’s fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.