Maybe masturbate from time to time.

Now I don’t have time for tasks.

Me too, but I’m still not gonna do it.

And what I really love is how if I get to this page a simple back click won’t get me out, I have to pull down the history to go back to the search page because they have a reload loop built in to trap you.

Hi there, thanks for your question.

I’m a volunteer helper answering questions on behalf of Microsoft. I will endeavor to do my best to get to the bottom of your problem. To break free from the reload loop, you’ll need to format your hard drive and install Linux. You’ll still get stuck in loops, because this in no way changes how webpages work, but it will put you one step ahead of all these other poor assholes asking for help on Microsoft Support Forums.

Please mark this reply as helpful so I’ll get more MicroCents so I can one day buy my freedom from the licensing subscriptions I’m forced to pay for so I can keep using stuff I already bought.

You realize they don’t just read the data they collect right? They make money by selling that data. They sell it to anyone who pays them, even your guvermint.

Why? Whose mouth has it been in?!

Okay, then the “politico-cultural concept” and common usage of the name “Europe” is of it being one of the major continents, regardless of if it’s on its own tectonic plate or not. It clearly includes the British Isles.

Common reference maps all include The British Isles in with Europe, as well as Iceland.

The wikipedia page on Europe also includes them as part of the continent.

Yep, it’s part of the continent.

Also the Islands section of that page says this:

The largest Eurasian islands by area are Borneo, Sumatra, Honshu, Great Britain, Sulawesi, Java, Luzon, Iceland, Mindanao, Ireland, Hokkaido, Sakhalin, and Sri Lanka.

(Emphasis mine.)

Oh, multiplayer competitive? No thanks. I have no interest in that at all.

Is this what they mean by storing porn in the cloud?

No no, hear me out.

Thou are correct.

They can be the same

Like chlamydia!

I once saw a hearse driving with like 50 cars right behind it. I couldn’t believe all those aggressive drivers riding his bumper!

radiation therapy will be seen as barbaric at some point.

We already know it’s barbaric. It’s a last resort. It kills you and the cancer, only the cancer gets the worst of it. It’s a terrible solution to the problem, only a step better than death.

Oh god that sounds disgusting! How can you eat that? I don’t think I could even get to the point of swallowing, let alone chewing it up. I feel a little nauseous just thinking about it. Cilantro?!

The newest version there is 6th edition and has 90 more pages that he latest print copy of 2nd edition. Anyone know if there’s a plan to start printing a copy that’s less than 10 years old?

I’m conflicted on which Simpsons meme to post. Either the “Old man yells at cloud”, or the “No, it’s the children who are wrong”

And I’m sure a lot of the people he denied health care to in the name of profit had children too.