The year we all got the flu, probably, and threw up homemade tiramisu.

But it was only that. We don’t celebrate the holidays that heavily, me being Jewish. The most this year will be I’ll make the three of us some Cornish game hens as a treat.

One year the heater did break in winter. That was the year we had three cats, so it was all three in the bedroom, me, my husband, two space heaters, and every blanket in the house. It was cozy but tiring.

But I love Lambchop!

It is a horrible earworm, very true.

Edit - Aww, not the Lambchop version.

I make cookies or canned jams, jellies, candied jalapeños. Edible so they will not clutter forever.

It wasn’t even a thing when I was going to school in…awhile ago. There was like a single line part of a bigger course

My husband learned it though and even was doing it in college, so sometime between him and me NJ went “ehhhh fuck diagramming a sentence”

It’s a very pretty desk!

Can’t wait to try touching the chair only for it to yeet itself into a wall, juddering around making the worst sound known to God before it suddenly falls into the subocean and disappears from the game reality.

Everything that has yarn.

Yarn just seems to take over a home everywhere I’ve seen it.

Yes? She loves and dotes on her cats! Of course I am.

A fancy house cat of a nice middle aged middle class white woman.

Okay, my mother’s cats. She pampers them a lot.

I usually wrote a lot of scribbles for Stardew Valley, at least when trying to go for perfection.

Heaven’s Vault feels like it should have its own journal, but it really didn’t.

Sid Meier’s Pirates! could use a notebook at points or at least scrap paper.

Various convention floors. Mother would take me to her various fiber arts things, I’d get tired, I’d sleep under a table with my coat on me, or wrapped around my arms.

I’d explode if I slept on the floor these days.

A Girls World.

Back in the 2000s, a place for young girls. Articles, recipes, I think games? I edited articles for a bit. I use to be able to directly connect where I’d been online to there, in the sense of, “banner on website suggested this website and talked to people there which lead to this and then that and now to here” but my memory is bad now so I can’t.

If it still exists I doubt it’s anything like the original.

Money? A job. My cat to be alive again.

Actual likely items, probably one game from steam that sibling buys me.

Unfortunately for them, I am married and have been for awhile now. And my twin is asexual!

At least it wouldn’t be the guys who want both of us together, always hated that.

I think the chickens just…appear in homes after a certain amount of years.

It’s how they spread. Like spores.

The two packs of Pokémon cards somewhere deep in the house. Otherwise maybe some of those weird glass chickens that roost inside the oven hood cabinet and stare down at me.

From being a female twin

Yeah, close enough. Personally I’m like 6 inches taller and weigh more because birth trauma, but we are identical. Twin is shorter in general, but just imagine shrunk a bit but proportionate. However you spell that.

My first glasses, when I was a kid and plastics just only came out but not thin yet, were very very thick. These days they’re reasonable but still thick compared to other people glasses it seems. Or people seem to think they’re very thick, but my brain always goes “wellll not compared to my first set!”

The caption sells it for me, the “pretty annoyed about it”

I think it could work as a community. Take a photo, see photos of other people’s junk drawers.