The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume
It is, and always will be, children’s music, like Baby Shark.
Earthbound - Inside Dungeon Man
Love the soundtrack but hate this doozy
Speaking of video games, This from World of Goo might work if OP wants a bit more subtlety.
The beginning (end is similar) is the only part that’s in the game and despite sounding pretty generic it somehow manages to be deeply unsettling in some way.
*takes extra deep breath
Fuck I hated middle school
I have a love-hate relationship with that song. I’ll have to purge with a doco later, thanks! 😁
But I love Lambchop!
It is a horrible earworm, very true.
Edit - Aww, not the Lambchop version.
Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It’s almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you’ll wanna smash that stereo.
Alright. Y’all ever hear about the shaggs?
A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.
These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.
Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child’s crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It’s astoundingly disjointed. It’s all wrong. Frank Zappa said they’re better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You’ve played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you’d be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.
This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it’s way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:
The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like “WTF?”
EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction
Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh
The Crazy Bus Title Scree theme
Modern pop country
Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !
chicken dance it whatever the hell it’s called
Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I’ll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.
