I don’t even hate the Ubisoft formula, but it’s, like, dawg…. Try something new. I go years without being interested in the schlog, then I get really into one. But it’s astounding that they’re still putting out the same game for over a decade now. The trimmings might be a little spruced and fluffed here and there but the core loop is still the same fucking game, again and again and again.

It’s gonna be live service traaaash 🎶

People love them. They’ve talked about them for years. They show up on best indie game lists and the like.

I find them incredibly boring.