I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
Obscure ones! lmao 🤣
Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil are so bad they’re funny. They still managed to be entertaining entertainment media and they’re very important to internet culture.
Nothing, I just wait for unbridled rage to give me a fatal heart attack, or for a driver to run me over to get out of a parking lot or driveway a second sooner.
They’d think I came from an alternate universe. Video game soundtracks and some songs I made alongside some lostwave. The video game songs don’t sound like they’re from a game, and the rest are things they’d be unfamiliar with.
I knew about it during the api thing. I would have switched over but I realized I could patch boost and use it anyway. However I’ve made some unhinged rants that were horribly worded on throwaway accounts and got ip banned. Every account I make is immediately permabanned. I wish muttr didn’t shut down so I could just vent the unspeakable there. Wasn’t worth it since I’m always going to be completely alone.
Don’t superglue yourself to burger king counters while holding a tablet playing a meat grinder video.
Don’t follow random people and film them to ridicule them online for buying McDonald’s.
Don’t steal homeless people’s dogs and put them up for adoption.
Don’t block traffic.
Don’t shame anyone for eating meat and animal products.
Don’t block entrances to restaurants that serve animal products. Don’t bang on the windows or shine bright lights into the restaurant either.
Don’t act like words like bacon, beef, venison, sausage, pork, etc. are slurs or swear words.
Don’t hide the fact that a dish has vegan alternatives, that’s not going to make someone realize it’s Not As Hard Of A Change!!! Those alternatives usually have allergens most wouldn’t expect if it were name the regular way. Who expects soy or nuts in a hot chocolate or chicken nugget?
Just exist and don’t be a dick. Anyone who has a problem with a vegan just existing is an asshole, don’t waste time with them. But if the association with Those Vegans™ still sucks, then just say it’s your religious belief. But then again if you have the emotional energy, you should denounce and call out the toxic vegans and help destroy the negative impression.
I don’t know which are real and which are part of some scam ring. In my area there are rings of women with children selling candy. When they reach the last stop they regroup and discuss with each other then shill candy on the next train. I never give money but I buy food if they ask. I offered to buy a sandwich from dunkin for a man and he screamed at me about how he needed muthafuckin money!!! and ever since I don’t offer anything anymore to anyone.
I wish I could just live in the present without having to completely fake a personality to hide the fact I don’t have one.
A lot of bullying. HE was the victim because he never did anything wrong, I just didn’t like him for no reason.
Same thing with a stalker and a rapist. They did nothing to me, I just Don’t Like.
Everyone believes it serves me right, and that I deserve it, and if everyone believes it then it’s true and I just need to get over it if I didn’t like being “abused”. I ditch everyone in my life to prevent more from happening.
To cut all ties, live in a penthouse, and never go onto the ground again until my body is found after dozens of amazon boxes at my door prompts a wellness check. I refuse to live as a permanent victim used to inspire actual people to not be outdone by something below them. I refuse to be marijuana and nicotine users’ emotional punching bag. That’s all I’ll ever be in society if I don’t cut ties or die.
As a worker there, with 70K to 100K packages a day, one less ain’t changing anything. And to be completely honest, boycotting them enough to make them lose money would not benefit the workers at all. We’ll get laid off or have our (pretty good btw) benefits reduced or canceled. They literally are one of, if not THE, only entry-level jobs you can actually rent an apartment on in these times, without doing Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Uber Eats, Fiverr, UserTesting, OnlyFans, and every other side hustle the sun has remotely breathed on.
Not a recruiter, not Jeff in disguise, not held hostage by Jeff or Jassy, just a person satisfied with my job. I support unionization.
Stockton Rush was acting like it’s invincible and “You’re remembered for the rules you break”. But yeah, it’s meant to sink lmao
I know exactly what to name my futurism inspired submersible to view the Titanic!
The pun was intentional, yes
In my area simply having a foot 1% in the street when the countdown timer hits 0 has everyone inching towards me and beeping. They’re already aggressive. What’s worse than 100%?
I feel like there has never been any good Jonathans, Aidens, Jacksons, Tyrees, Katies, Katrinas, Isaiahs, or Catherines. And any name that’s hyphenated with Ann.
The last [little white cat with a bow] fan I knew was a crazy stalker who copied everything I did and tried to rape me. Her imitation was as flattering as blackface. But she knew how to hide her anger towards me and come off as harmless towards everyone else so I looked crazy for being scared of her, a harmless sweetheart who just looked up to me. Never again.
Are they? I’ve associated “cozy” games, cottagecore aesthetic, and anything kawaii pastel cute!!! with the most vile hateful bigots who would literally dox and murder you. They literally have. Never let your guard down around a S*nrio fan.
The Super Mario World speedrunning community is pretty good.
That’s fine, my life doesn’t matter.
I was thinking of something like “could you imagine being me and not being stuck behind me?” or something, shorter obviously.
I would lose interest in the game entirely lol