Shoplift coke

Nice

Damn dude, you win. Way to inspire me to aspire to your level of greatness.

Oh boy, an excuse to share another CGP Grey video!

Death to Pennies

Consider posting the text of the article in the comment section if you feel so strongly about this.

Oats have tiny tiddies

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.

Now kisth

I donate my corpse to necrophiliacs after I die. Go nuts you guys. Just be sure to see if the cannibals want a slice before you throw the used Me-light in the trash

Fantastic 🤌

Misplaced faith

I’m dumb as hell and I make it everyone else’s problem.

Are the straights okay?

“Why do they keep yelling ungabunga with a persistant erection every time we hang out? Fuck this I’m out.”

space ship flies away

Tery did nothing wrong

Let go and let life slip through your hand like sand

Yeah, you can turn the PC off

For now.

Pull up a book by marx on your phone and just start reading it outlook to them like you would have story time with a child.