Wait, what does the bomb from Halo 2 have to do with an ethernet cable?

TIL African people aren’t black, apparently?

2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!

Yeah, Jesus actually said you should pay taxes. Give Ceaser’s things to Ceaser and God’s things to God.

Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

I thought I’d remembered different names for it! I never made that connection though. I did try playing on Legendary this time around but it was too difficult. Halo 2 seems much harder than Reach, which was the last one I completed on Legendary. Maybe I’m just out of practice…

I don’t even know what X/Y is!

Visibly crumbles into dust from old age

I’ve just got off of my 360 playing Halo 2. I was playing the level with the tank, Ladies Like Armour Plating. Very fun :)

It’s ok, I don’t play Zelda. It’s more like I think Pokémon Blue was 10 years ago old but actually it was probably gen 4 (is that called Platinum?)

… I wish I hadn’t looked at Wikipedia now. Platinum was the third installment in gen 4 and that was 16 years ago. Apparently we’re up to gen 9 somehow

If there’s enough profit to turn the CEO into a billionaire, there’s also enough profit to pay the workers more. Certainly, as you’ve said, things could be worse and there’s plenty of bad examples, these workers were still being underpaid relative to the value they produced

Why do you think it’s ethical that he get so much of the profit instead of the people who made the goods he’s selling, or the people working in his shops?

Edit: hopefully that didn’t sound too rude

1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

Salt enjoyers be like

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

Relevant XKCD Make Some Noise

https://youtu.be/Hn2R-WtwuPY?si=HD_4-KRwa5iQSeuB