Maybe his feet will catch some sort of ass disease as karma.

gotta stay hydrated

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

I’m to scared to think any of them are okay anymore. Had my heart broken too many times.

“Two greats tastes that taste great together.”

“You got chocolate in my peanut butter!”

Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.

Where did you come from? Where did you go?

The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.

…unless they’re sidequest penises.

We’re talking about sidequests, right?

I’m not usually surprised by the length but by the girth.

penis

These will be CAPTCHAs in the future.

That the world used to be black and white. I once asked how the people making The Wizard of Oz knew when the world was going to change, so they could film the movie correctly.

We’re in your terminal: https://github.com/LunaticHacker/lemmy-terminal-viewer

Who doesn’t?

I mean version 2.9.2 just came out in May.

January 2nd.