You’ve got a strange definition of love. That sounds like manipulation to me.

Worse: the company decides to cancel the service and no longer support these toilets. You have to purchase a new toilet to continue service.

I was counting g Ralph Ray was here as a separate thing. But I like your logic.

So how many oddities can y’all find in this picture? I’ve found 6.

And when she cleans using Ajax…

45 with a libido of 16 is god-tier skills.

I’ve got a joke on this that would not be received well due to the overuse of multiple stereotypes.

Dunno about you, but I’m waiting.

For evil to triumph, all it takes is a good man to do nothing.

But you know what, I bet your folks would do it all over again in a heartbeat. I imagine your excitement was worth it for them.

We are the microbes living in god’s intestines.

I’ve seen enough gory horror movies to know what happens when putting hands into sharp spinning blades.

Don’t live your life to please other people. It’ll make you miserable because there will always be those you can’t please. Instead, define for yourself what a “good vegan” is, and do your best to meet that standard. Everybody is different, and only you know what works for you.

Also, be forgiving of yourself. Everybody makes mistakes; no one is born an expert at anything. The fact that we still bite our tongues while eating is proof of that. So give yourself grace when you make a mistake; learn from it, and become better.

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

Aren’t yours?

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

Ignorance is bliss.

Bromen! 🙏

If God created everything, and he had this “master plan”, then yes, no matter what it could have been, it most certainly was His fault.