Eunie

I mean: Isn’t that part of the whole federation thingy?

Never heard of this. We say ‘auf links, rechts zu’ and simply order the words alphabetically

Sadly, no. Germany for example has the SCHUFA which is basically the equivalent of the Chinese social score nowadays

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you can’t encrypt it

My friend, you will be surprised that encryption is something that not only the magical internet machine can do.