Narrator: He wasn’t spewing junk.

Wow… didn’t even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

Buy a razor… There is no way your pubes are better than that chain mesh.

Do you have to take the prize if you win?

You’re doing it wrong then sir!

I fucking miss MD…taxes are no worse than other places. Plus Deep Creek lake and Accident MD!

My old boss had one, for when power went out, he could back feed from his car to the house. I never touched it.

Don’t start buying records off band camp, it addictive

I had the LCD version of Ninja Gaiden

Because of the implication

No‽

I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.

So if I’m being honest the only reason I learned this was because Gmail was putting work email to spam…as a freelancer…so I got a website I use for email…0 spam. It’s amazing.

Just buy your own website and boomski 10000 emails you can randomly set up. Myfirstname@myfullname.com primary Bills@myfullname Admin@myfullname Fuck@myfullname Bullshitspam@myfullname

It’s awesome, plus never get emails like hey fuck@myfullname there are hot horny people in your area code…viagrxxxxa etc.

I did this with googly eyes…some are still up and we don’t live there anymore.

My father (rip you brilliant bastard) did this to me with clowns and the worst dolls the 50’s offered with my brother. Brothers retaliation was to replace family photos with other random photos…it would take him weeks to catch on.

The best was in his car they gave him for school. Got broken into and after that he found the doll my dad left him in the trunk…creeped the thieves out and they left it be…as one does.