Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It’s both appropriate for the task and poetic.

Aww you’re right. We can’t throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.

Oh like…years after the OT? Not talking about Disney new-school corrupted Kyber bullshit.

I’m not wrong. I don’t accept your version of fantasy. Fuck your high and mighty tone too.

Are all the funny people gone from this forum?

I hate this prick. Shook his hand at an event my ex’s family holds every year before knowing how much of a scumbag he was. Wish I could go back to call him out and watch him squirm.

On firefox I’ve been occasionally seeing ads leak into videos lately but refreshing usually fixes it.

While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

Luke’s lightsaber was green because it wouldn’t have looked good against the blue sky in Return of the Jedi. That’s it. That’s the reason.

Not even the filmmakers get their panties in a twist over “the lore” like that.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

You just said it in your first sentence. It’s not rocket surgery, your literal meat existence will be used for passive profit.

No, it fucking doesn’t because we don’t live in a perfect world and entitled/dumbasses fill the road. If I’m in the right lane and some chucklefuck is matching my speed in the on-ramp next to me and doesn’t either speed the fuck up or slow the fuck down in the 2 whole minutes they have in that lane, they’re gonna end up slamming their brakes at the end. All it would take is a modicum of awareness to get over and stop this awkward bullshit. That’s just ONE example.

This isn’t a traffic jam. This isn’t the middle of Delhi. We’re talking about normal everyday traffic. It’s 2 cars in a 4 lane highway, and the dumbass can’t even merge.

And no, it’s not my responsibility to make sure they get over. I’m not hand holding idiots.

Point is, we don’t live in a fucking vacuum and all it takes is opening your eyes and judging the situation in front of you accordingly.