Nobody can hear your boner in space either

The trick is to throw the baby higher than the calculator so you have time to press a few buttons on the calculator each time.

No, but they’re worth an immunity necklace.

Ah ee oo

Nope, it’s killer tofu.

I wouldn’t touch that fried beancurd

Only if you bang on the pot to make the water in the soup remember the human essence so eating it gives me invincibility against anything vaguely resembling being man-made.

Walgreens could make bank selling that.

There is no center, and there’s no fixed grid. It’s still funny to think of the atmosphere stopping from the sun’s reference frame, though.

static

Relative to what?

Forever.

))<>((

Worthy of the title Princess Donut, even.

Can still beat Mario64 on Wii VC version.

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

Home Alone 2

And for a buy-it-for-multiple-lifetimes citrus juicer to get juice for the blender, there’s the Nemco 55850.

Not his proudest fap

uwu

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And the equivalent of we/us, as I think you’re alluding to.

With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.